Right. So it's my birthday and I'm 19. And I'm sitting on my progressively-reddening rump, not knowing which itch to scratch first. All this while the only thing that's been consuming me has been to urge to make money. A helluva lot of it. I'm taking over Berkshire Hathaway, as I professed last Sunday.

And Andre comes along and tells me about this site, which brings back such sad memories of the now-defunct Jonny Baby's Juice Factory. Well, I decide the next best thing to moping around devising half-baked li'l ideas in my head would be to get my fingers back on track. So here's this blog. And yeah, check out the old site. It was a hit back in '99, then the O's came along. So sue me.