-JB flies the coop-

Jonathan leaves home for Down Under tonight, much to the delight of the Australian ladies. Below is an excerpt from an online conversation with Peiying, who attempted to enlighten him on the finer points of skirt-chasing.

py says:
but i always believe the more you tell yourself something, the more you're convinced of it.
py says:
That's how guys convince girls to love them
py says:
even if they didn't at first.
py says:
try it!
py says:
on a girl!
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
what, they say: you love me. you love me. you love me. ad nauseum?
py says:
she'll fall for you no problem as long as she's the tomboy type.
py says:
haha no definitely not.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
then???
py says:
it's called brainwashing. You're PSC. you know.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
no I don't. edify me.
py says:
she's NOT the tomboy type i mean
py says:
haha. Like, just convince the girl you love her.
py says:
That you're worth being loved
py says:
and boost her ego like nobody's business
py says:
that'll do the trick.
py says:
add in a few flowers, i forgot about that.
py says:
quite impt to score points.
py says:
that you'll love her forever.
py says:
that's very impt whether u mean it or not.
py says:
i realised that
py says:
Girls look for guys who look as though they'll never be attached again after her
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
ahhh
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
this is bloody good advice.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
can I put it on my blog?
py says:
ie girls want to be the last girl in a guy's life. and guys want to be the first in a girl's life.
py says:
haha r u being sarcastic.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
no no I'm not
py says:
every girl knows all this stuff
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
I'm serious
py says:
but they still fall for it any way
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
can I put it on my blog?
py says:
haha sure thing
py says:
put anything EXCEPT anything to do with my relationship stuff.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
hahaha ok ok
py says:
haha and YOU.
py says:
when you find someone you like, or are interested in,
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
yes?
py says:
just show that you like her enough to
py says:
give up some of your pride for her
py says:
eg, chase her openly
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
like what
py says:
like, lemme think
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
but chasing her openly might end up scaring her away
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
happened before, to myself and some frends
py says:
give her a bunch of roses
py says:
mmm if she's the shy shy type then dont lah!
py says:
if she's the shy type
py says:
then what you should do is... lemme think some more.
py says:
be really gentle with her. Do romantic things like leave a note in her bag (which she WILL find)
py says:
haha. Sounds so high school romance
py says:
but most girls fall for it anyway
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
oh no
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
the girl will just bolt
py says:
haha. You think so?
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
cos girls always bolt.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
especially from ME
py says:
why?
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
cos it's ME
py says:
why do they always bolt?
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
that's why
py says:
no you're wrong..
py says:
you're supposed to go and chase her back
py says:
and show her that she means enough to you for you to give up that pride remember?
py says:
because sometimes (unless she really thinks you're revolting)
py says:
she's doing that to see how much you're willing to give up for her
py says:
and how persistent you will be is sometimes a girl's only way of testing how persistent you will be in the long run.
py says:
whether you will remain faithful to her, instead of giving up the moment she presents an obstacle to you.
py says:
remember that a girl always looks for loyalty in a guy.
py says:
biologically, she needs him to provide for her offspring, to put it crudely.
py says:
her baby'll die if he's not around.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
haha that's so JC bio
py says:
of course, if she says straight out and looks you in the eye and tells you to bugger off
py says:
then bugger off
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
hhahahahaha
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
ok
py says:
haha. i didn't take JC bio, but see, i know the syllabus by heart man
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
except I bugger off too easily sometimes
py says:
yar. Dont
py says:
Remember that you must show her you're worth it man.
py says:
If you run off, it shows that you don't have enough confidence in yourself too
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
especially cos sometimes the girl might not be very comfortable with you, but just doesn't want to tell you straight, know?
py says:
not enough confidence to chase to the end.
py says:
mmm.
py says:
then ask her if she feels that way.
.JB. and the extroverted hermit says:
and yes, exactly, I DON'T have enuff confidence in myself!
py says:
if u're guessing it.
py says:
yar i know you dont.
py says:
that's why i'm telling u all this.
py says:
i dont have enough confidence in myself too
py says:
but i always tell myself and my friends that self esteem is always one of the key factors to a successful r/ship.
py says:
because you must love yourself first before you can convince someone else to love you.