-Of massive cakes and tram conductors-

One day I woke up in the morning and everything had changed. Everything was different. I was in a New Place. I didn't know why so I went to ask my father but he wasn't around, he was likely to be working. So I went to ask my mother and apparently I was in somewhere called Melbourne, somehow.

My sister was there, too. She seemed to be very familiar with The New Place, and showed us around. While I was wondering how she knew everything, I saw big cakes and little moustachy men from Italy and Greece. I saw a big big market and I saw people who resembled us a lot at every corner. I got scared and thought the people from China had come to attack.

And then another day I went to this Big School (it's called a u-ni-ver-si-ty) and saw some familiar faces. My friend called Jiaming showed me the Big School where she read books and listened to Big People talk, and introduced me to more Italians and their food. Yummy.

And then yesterday my sister brought me to the beach where there was a lot of sand and many fat people showing too much of their skin. She and I also put on wheels and went 'blading'. Actually, she went 'blading' and I went 'falling'. Being tall is not always fun.

In between, my favourite football team got one point out of 6 and I was so happy I cursed in joy. No one ever plays our kind of football here.