- Pires for the pyres? -

Following a timely visit to an electric razor-wielder in Chinatown, rumour is rife that Jonny Baby will soon abort his Pires Project of 6 weeks or so.

There is widespread belief that he does not see a future in the project, as it does not seem to be in line with the clean-shaven image his new haircut has afforded him.

Jonny Baby is said to be understandably distraught that he has to give up his assignment, but has come to terms with the fact that this was an inevitable outcome.