- JB creates history -

LSE 6th team player Jonny 'Robot' Baby made his mark in the record books Saturday as the only bespectacled player to take to the field in an LSE jersey.
In a bizarre sequence of events, the Singaporean had been on his way to Waterloo to watch his team play Imperial College 6s, having ruled himself out of the match with long-term injuries. While on the bus, however, he received a call informing him that as only 10 players had shown up for the match, he would have to do his duty to the team and play, injured or otherwise.
That notwithstanding, the Right-Back lasted all 90 minutes and performed admirably, as the 6s put up their best performance all season.
Unlucky to go a goal down against the run of play in the first half, they recovered strongly and blitzed past the hapless Imperial schoolboys to win 3-1 and take all 3 points to rise to 6th in the league standings with 2 matches left to play.
Snow began to fall mid-match, and the 20-year-old was visibly displeased that his constant requests to stop the match and play in the snow fell on deaf ears.

Later that day, JB graced the LSE modern dance show with his exalted presence despite nursing yet more injuries, before being dragged to an associate's house party, where his rather diabloical shenanigans will be left unrevealed.