- You fat old thing -

I know this comes a day late, but:
Hello, you fat old thing, and feliz cumpleano! You're now officially a year older, stuck in your mid-20s rut, and can begin to apply for your honourary Quarter-life Crisis!
Your age and membership of the Has-Beens Club notwithstanding, we all still love you! Hope you're having a right blast Down Under and that you had obe of those massive head-sized cakes on Lygon Street.

How's that for a birthday greeting, eh? But it wouldn't be me if it wasn't like this. You know that.

Happy 25th Birthday!!!!!