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Common Pick-up Lines:

"You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world."
"You must be really tired. Because you have been running through my mind the whole night."
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."

Absolute Nono Pick-up Lines (Unless you are masochistic and would like to get slapped)

"Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?"
"You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls."
"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?"
"Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks!"
"(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened."
"You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!"