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Think highly of yourself at all?
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- Joncat Ngjen -

You Are 29 Years Old

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

What Age Do You Act?

Your Power Level is: 61%

You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within. Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals.

How Powerful Are You?

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

This is weird....

Jonathan Wenhao Ng's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chocolate John Your fashion designer name is Jonathan London Your socialite name is Bra New York Your fly girl / guy name is J Ng Your detective name is Monkey Raffles Junior College Your barfly name is Bread Red Bull Vodka Your soap opera name is Wenhao The Oval Your rock star name is Chocolate Quicksilver Your Star Wars name is Joncat Ngjen Your punk rock band name is The Bored Esplanade

The Amazing Meganame Generator

And the clincher:

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance.

How Are You In Love?

- 'choo -

Is it possible for one to be allergic to a country?