-Journal entry by the troubled adolescent Jonathan Ng, 22/08/04-

Today my mother kicked my shin and left a hole in it. You see, she and I share a rather disturbing relationship. Just yesterday, she repeatedly slapped my arm. Admittedly, that was only after I rapped her shoulder with a banana. Anyway, I flung the banana at her in retaliation and she threw it back; this continued for a while, until she struck on an idea, and pounded the banana with her fists before forcibly making me consume it. I had to employ my rudimentary Judo technique on her.

The End.