-Random musings by Prof Jonathan Ng, PhD, MSc, D.U.M.B.A.S.S.-

.:There isn't the word IRREGARDLESS in the English language. It irks me no end:.

.:There is only ONE ALPHABET in the English language as well. There are, however, 26 LETTERS in said alphabet. So there's no 'there are 5 alphabets in my name', etc etc:.

enough pedantism. back to stuff that amuses me. and you.

.:The greatest ignominy you'll ever have to swallow down is being offered a seat on the bus:.

.:When you're being brutally honest, aren't you being honestly brutal?:.

.:Can you be down-to-earth, and yet over-ambitious? Delicate balance here:.

.:Would you rather be drowned, frozen, beaten or burnt to death?:.