- Perpetuated pomp! Pithy persiflage! -

I know, I know. Neglect has laid siege on this blog like the insidious creep of moss and mildew on the walls of a dilapidated building.

Worry not, you worrywarts, I'll be back to my (not very) brilliant best in a few days, when I can finally settle down and write a short synopsis of the very harrowing past few days. The plot thickens as you hear of my discomfitingly inebriated shenanigans, my blood facepaint and my warped thoughts on my monetary ambition.

Watch this space. closely.