-Any inconvenience caused regretted-

The staff at SDRR, from the Assistant Chief Editor and the Crazed-Stalker-Masquerading-As-Head-Scoop to the Coffee Monkey and the Shoeshine Boy, sincerely apologise for our tardiness in updating this blogsite for the voyeuristic pleasure of all and sundry. While we are aware that our work here plays an integral part in shaping the lives of certain loyal subscribers and hardcore fanatics, and while we recognise the issue that depriving said people of material for gossip borders on extreme torment, we ask for our readers' understanding that the lack of internet access has circumscribed our ability to update this site.
To make up for our absence in the past weeks, however, we promise a bumper crop of articles today, and hope that this shall be enough to at0ne for our sins of neglect.